A fine example of my attempt to put my head above my heart comes in the form of the Golden Asshat award(tm), periodically awarded to someone who seems to have his or her head firmly embedded in the terminal end of their colon.
This time, the coveted Golden Asshat award(tm) goes to this nitwit: http://www.legitgov.org/comment/rec_report_150307.html
Part of the reason I am giving this glorious waste of oxygen the award is because he displays a curious sense of irony, something I am quite fond of. Mike Rectumwad is writing for a website called "Citizens for a Legitimate Government." He cleverly supports this site by writing an article that calls for the complete destruction of our already established and legitimate government. I don't know why they call it "Legitimate Government." Perhaps they should call it "Citizens for a Totalitarian Government not Resembling a Republic." Or maybe "Citizens for a Totaltarian Government Run by OUR Asshats."
In any case, I dub thee Asshat.
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